Who invented colds anyways?

Well, I don't have allergies after all. I have a cold. What's the deal with that? Who invented colds and runny noises and fevers anyway?

So now I'm stuck in bed all day. At least I don't have to work. Aaron says I don't have to ever work anyway, but give me a break; I'm trying to look at the bright side!

And at least I get to veg out on some TV today. (Once again Aaron says I always watch TV--why does he have to rain on my parade?) I was watching Webster, and let me tell you, what a great show this is! It must have won 10 Emmys! Every time Webster referred to his adopted mom as Ma'am--how cute! Just look at this picture:


Isn't this the perfect all-American family? I wonder why they don't make shows like this anymore?

I'm somebody, I'm really somebody!

I've finally made it! As we all know, everyone who's anyone has a blog. MC Hammer. Alyssa Milano. Jackie Chan. (I can even understand him in his blog!) Now I've truly joined their ranks!


Okay, now I just need something to blog about. Something important. Hmmm. Well, my nose is killing me because it was really windy and my allergies are now acting up. Interesting, huh?

I don't want to give too much away at once, so I'll end this post now. Thanks to everyone who's supported me on my way to the top. Too bad I couldn't bring you along, but at least you can keep reading this blog to find out what you're missing.